This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phones
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
are you fucking kidding me
Finger painting on crack?
Obama on gay adoption
You the man
A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously
#if you claim you did not sing this in the tune you sit on a throne of lies.
war kills people from the inside out sometimes
“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful